Monday, December 17, 2007

The Last Day of School

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts to their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of liquid with her finger and tasted it. 'Is it wine?' she guessed. 'No', the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, 'Is it champagne?' 'No', said the little boy.....'It's a puppy.'

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